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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Thirteen
“You have been accepted to the Almería Moms Private Group,” read the Facebook message. Alyssa couldn’t believe her eyes. Her new alter ego, Linny Steinberg, was free to post and comment in the most presumptuous, discourteous, unpleasant group on the worldwide web after having been let in by none other…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Twelve
Alyssa knew just as well as Steph that standing up to the petite yet powerful Lanie Lamond—who had never met a power-walking-past-everyone-else, nose-up-in-the-air opportunity she couldn’t wholeheartedly embrace—was far too risky. Sure, Alyssa’s older and wiser neighbor could de-escalate conflicts on the Almería Moms Facebook page without upsetting anyone involved.…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Eleven
Stephanie Bush’s usually friendly face was pressed into an angry scowl when Alyssa pulled her car into her chalk-covered driveway. “Hey!” Alyssa called innocently across the street as she hopped out of the car, a few Goldfish falling out on the driveway at her feet. Bryn and Penny were next…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Ten
No matter how much she cringed at the sight of them, the truth was, both Trish and Lanie served an important purpose in the community: saving moms like Alyssa from having to spend even ten seconds at a nauseating PTO meeting. Indeed, these ladies could plan a fall party for…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Nine
Back on tree-lined Bonita Lane, having collected her kids, Alyssa pulled into the Keadons’ driveway and quickly hopped out of her crumb and toy-laden Cadillac to check the mail. Who should be getting out of her blue minivan across the street, but Stephanie Bush. “Well, that was aggressive,” Alyssa quietly…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Eight
It was just as Alyssa was pulling into AES behind Stephanie Bush’s light blue minivan on Wednesday that her school pick up stakeout started paying off. Mere minutes before the school bell was set to ring, a sparkling, fresh-from-the-carwash, gold Range Rover sped with wild abandon past both Steph’s minivan…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Seven
Unfortunately, Monday’s school run wouldn’t yield anything notable other than a juice box explosion in the car. Tuesday, a rainy day that saw a longer-than-average line of parents with their faces in the phones from the command centers of their minivans and expensive SUVs, was much the same. The only…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Six
The next step in her still formulating plan was definitely to get Stephanie Bush on her side. There was no other way the plan would work. How exactly she would do this, well, that part was less clear. Of course, she already knew quite a bit about Stephanie’s daily habits…
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Continue reading →: Revenge on the Perfect Moms Social Club—Chapter Five
After returning from the deeply humbling experience that was the back-to-school night, with Trish’s cronies ruling the event as if they were in charge of the entire school, Alyssa was stunned to find that all was quiet in the Keadon household. The kids were asleep—yes, all five of them; a…
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Continue reading →: These New Diapers Change The Game
For every product I review, I want to assure readers that I actually use the item in my daily life! Back again with another rec from a mom of six (me) who has tried every and all diapers created by humankind. Right now I’m obsessed with Pampers Cruisers 360° with…
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